Military medical officer Katz loses his batman Josef Švejk in a game of cards. Švejk steals a dog to please his new superior, first lieutenant Lukáš. Out walking with his new dog, Lukáš meets colonel Kraus who is enraged to discover that Lukáš is walking his (Kraus's) dog. As a punishment Lukáš is attached to a square-bashing company in České Budějovice. Švejk accompanies Lukáš. On the train he insults a general who is travelling in civilian clothes, then he stops the train by inadvertently pulling the emergency cord. As a result, he is interrogated in Tábor. The interrogation means he misses his train and has to walk to České Budějovice. During exercises, one unit refuses to obey an order and is therefore sent to the front. Lukáš and Švejk go with the unit.
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== osoby ==			== profese ==
	Martin Frič		Režie
	Martin Frič		Střih
	Václav Wasserman (Vodička)		Scénarista
	Saša Rašilov st.		zpívá

== osoby ==	== postava ==
Saša Rašilov st.	Josef Švejk

== osoby ==	== postava ==
Eman Fiala	sebevrah
Přemysl Pražský	komisař#1
Karel Schleichert	host v lóži paní baronky#1
Vladimír Rudolf Josef Jiří Pospíšil	praporčík#1
Ada Karlovský	důstojník u karet#1
Antonie Nedošinská-Valečková	Müllerová
Josef Rovenský	voják
Josef Rovenský	čtenář novin
Josef Rovenský	MUDr.Grünstein
Jan W. Speerger	důstojník u karet#2